*LIMITED* Celibacy Rocks Oversized Distressed Tee

The only relationship this shirt is in? A committed one with comfort and comedy. This oversized distressed tee is the ultimate funny gift for the happily single, the proudly independent, or anyone who's very protective of their snacks and their entire side of the bed.

Product Details:

• Material: Premium heavyweight cotton blend, soft-washed for a broken-in feel
• Fit: Oversized unisex fit — relaxed, drop-shoulder silhouette
• Neckline: Classic crew neck with distressed detailing
• Care: Machine wash cold, hang dry to preserve distressed finish
• Available sizes: S, M, L, XL

Perfect for: family reunions, grocery shopping in peace, couch nights with full blanket access, funny birthday gifts, white elephant parties, and breakup survival kits.

Great gift for singles, sarcastic humor lovers, introverts, and anyone who's made "zero situationships" their entire personality.

Size Guide (inches) — Garment Measurements:

This is an oversized fit — chest measurements are the actual garment dimensions, not body measurements. For a relaxed oversized look, order your usual size. For an extra roomy fit, size up.